“Hey, all you poor people eat nice, healthy dirt! I’m flying in a tuna from Australia on my private jet”. - billionaire that owns the media outlet that published this story. They paid a starving writer minimum wage to come up with reasons poor people should hate themselves instead of just killing all the billionaires.

“Only beans for me from now on, I’m helping the planet!” - as billionaire pollutes 1,000,000,000 times as much by flying to space for a laugh.