- Ingesting gasoline is deadly in far smaller doses due to something called hydrocarbon pneumonia. My dad very nearly died as a result of having a tiny amount get past his throat while siphoning gas to a small engine’s tank. - If you must siphon gas, go buy a cheap “pump siphon” from Canadian Tire. - I dont have any canadian tire near me as I live in europe. What do you advice? - Just siphon direct, your free health care will keep you safe. 
 
 
- They don’t specify the route of administration, so none of these numbers are worth anything. - Looking at the wikipedia page for some of those, it seems to be intravenously. For example, Botox (the last one): “A toxin is 1.3–2.1 ng/kg intravenously or intramuscularly, 10–13 ng/kg when inhaled, or 1000 ng/kg when taken by mouth” 
- I was going to say I smoke/eat more than 1200mg of THC a day and I’m not dead yet (yes I have a problem and yes it’s expensive). - This is per kilogram of your mass. So if your weight is 80kg then the lethal dose would be 96000mg not 1200. At least that’s how I understand this. - That’s correct 
 
- More than 1200 mg of pure THC, or 1200mg of cannabis leaves? - Those aren’t even remotely the same thing, in the same way that 12oz of beer and 12oz of everclear are very different, or 1g of pure nicotine is very different than 1g of tobacco leaves. - Not to mention, LD50 is about a single dose. There’s a big difference between taking one shot an hour for 16 hours straight, and chugging 16 shots in one go. 
 
 
- So drinking gasoline is pretty safe 
- Damn, I can drink a lot more gasoline than I thought 
- Where’s the 55th substance? - Behind you. Look out! 
- …the friends we made along the way? 
- It really should have been theobromine, from chocolate. It’s 1000mg/kg via oral ingestion. - This is what kills dogs, as they’re more susceptible at 200mg/kg. They’ve gotta really pack in the chocolate first to reach that, though. And it had better be dark chocolate for its higher levels of theobromine. Pure cocoa has about 2.1% theobromine by weight. 
 





