This hits. My birthday is only 20 days from Xmas. Everyone always saved the good stuuf for the other guy’s birthday.
Mines 4 days before :(
Sucks to hear. Luckily my birthday is pretty much as far away from christmas as possible.
“Just because your birthday falls on Christmas it doesn’t mean your going to get twice as many presents, Jesus.”
"What? How can you do this? This is outrageous. It’s unfair!
How can you be
on the councilborn on Christmas and notbe a masterget twice the presents?" - JesusObi
give me 10 Hail Padmes, 5 Our Fistos, an Ave Yoda and a Te Midichlorium for good measure
“Also Balthazar is a jerk for breaking the 10 silver rule.”
Mine is the 23rd. Arguably the worst day to have a birthday on because people are irritable, broke, impatient, stressed to the max. Traffic sucks as last minute shoppers buzz around in desperation. No holiday spirit, just pure rage and stress.
That’s why I celebrate my birthday on July 1st now. Canada Day for me, so I get fireworks, warmth and happiness.
Your birthday is for everyone else, and you are the cake. Merry Christmas.
There was a time when I loved the Christian memes subreddit.





