• defunct_punk@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    they can’t do anything

    I know all greentexts are fake but this gave it away for me. Schools will 100% suspend you for what anon did, even if it’s not actual drugs it’s still drug paraphernalia (if this doesn’t stick it can be filed under the “causing a distraction” clause).

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    2 years ago

    Weird thing to lie about.

    No one, including members of uncontacted tribes in the Amazon rainforest, would think that of oregano was weed.

    Anon is an unconvincing lying liar.

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      When I was 16 I was a little shit. Went to a school where there were loads of posh, upper-middle class kids who desperately wanted to try weed but had absolutely no way to get it. My friend and I sold them so much random shit that wasn’t weed. Once we scraped this outer layer of soft, brown matter off a wooden park bench that had been in the rain, rolled it into a ball and said it was hash. We got expelled, but not because of that - just because we were idiots.

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        Ah shit - now you’ve got me wondering… What is that soft brown stuff? Decaying wood? Some type of mold/mildew?

        I vividly remember that stuff from when I was younger, but haven’t thought about it in forever.

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          2 years ago

          Sounds like Dog Slime Mould - Which is actually a bacterium rather than a mould despite its name.