My advice to my son has always been: if you’re arrested for any reason, whether you did the thing or not, you become a Pokémon named ‘lawyer’.
He didn’t win though
He’s till sitting there
That’s not at all what happened. He spoke to detectives, and even allowed them to search his apartment to look for the victim (a woman he was falsely claiming he was friends with).
He was found guilty of her murder, and will be eligible for parole in 2041:
The judge also dismissed additional charges discovered during the investigation, including one count of burglary and 30 counts of sexual exploitation of children
Hey what the fuck
Surely someone wouldn’t just go on 4chan and lie
Absolutely not, you don’t say that all threads are Fake and Gay.
I am familiar with the case in this picture. He hacked up a fellow college student and placed her body parts in a hobo. Both were graduating law school at the time. He is serving LWOP.
I’m sorry, “in a hobo”? I have literally never been more afraid to ask if this is a typo…
No typo. (Hobo as in garbage cart) It literally happened. They were classmates and lived in same apartment complex. He had been stalking her.


