• lemmyknow@lemmy.today
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    21 hours ago

    More like, “are you sure?”

    Are you really sure?

    Okay, but, like, are you for real sure?

    Sure, just… confirm your password

    Confirmation code sent to your phone

    Now, log out and back in, to be sure

    You sure, right? Didn’t change your mind?

    Okay, confirm link sent to email

    Okay, but, like, take a look at what you’ll be missing. Are you really sure?

    Oi, I’ll let you in on a secret: we got a very special deal, just for you. How about that? Sounds good, innit? How about we stop this silly thing and get back inside, so you can enjoy this sweet, sweet deal?

    Aight, get it. You hate good deals, and don’t care missing out on what we have to offer. Please call us at 0118**************** and explain thoroughly why exactly you’re leaving. Btw, can we get that written as well? Just, y’know, a little dissertation on the matter. Just mail it over to our headquarters

    Aight, just so you know, we’ll have to charge a little account deletion fee. Standard procedure, here.

    Hate to see you go :(

    We’ll miss you tons. Come back anytime!

    *marks account inactive*