IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 4 days agoSteadylemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up1909arrow-down119
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minus-squaresnooggums@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·3 days agoDead patients don’t have any vitals at all.
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·3 days agoAre their vitals at zero, or are they null? Steady if the former, error if the latter
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoThey don’t respond therefore are null pointers.
minus-squareKnuschberkeks@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agothey are null. People say “he’s got no pulse”, not “his pulse is zero”
minus-square𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agotbf you cant swing a domestic feline with steady vitals without hitting a programmer here
Dead patients don’t have any vitals at all.
Are their vitals at zero, or are they null? Steady if the former, error if the latter
They don’t respond therefore are null pointers.
they are null. People say “he’s got no pulse”, not “his pulse is zero”
Found the programmer
tbf you cant swing a domestic feline with steady vitals without hitting a programmer here
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