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minus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoWhat most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year. Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too.
minus-squareNat (she/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoEveryone I argue online with is a Smurf?
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoOnce they all get off, they just look like normal little wrinkly ballsacks for awhile.
What most people don’t know is why Smurfs are blue. Well, the reason is because Smurfs only have sex once a year.
Face it: if you had sex only once a year, you’d be blue, too.
Everyone I argue online with is a Smurf?
Once they all get off, they just look like normal little wrinkly ballsacks for awhile.