At a table by myself, with everyone making fun of my laughably low number of legs
I’m staying out. At that size, many of those are just terrifying, even if they are cool when much smaller than me.
What makes you think they’re big? I assumed the cafeteria was small
Then I can’t get in, much less sit at a table.
At one of the tables without giant bugs occupying all the seats
Bees. So long as I stay on their good side they’re chill and they’ll protect me from the other options that want to eat me.
Mantises. I love those things. We like to find them in the garden and sometimes pick them up and let them crawl all over us.
As a person from a sensible country without praying mantis running freely around outside in nature, this has very much changed my opinion on them!
Truly they’re not scary in person. They’re very gentle when they crawl on you. They’re very good at camouflaging in bushes, so it’s a fun activity to look for them.
spiders 🤤
On the floor
Spider gang, no doubt
Arachnophilic freak
Where’s the wasp table!?
They are doing meth in the toilets
Where’s the lightning bug table?
Covered in bees! Hopefully Eddie Izzard will show up and tell some jokes.
Bees, beetles and moths are fine (wasps are much less so btw), and spiders catch flies and mosquitoes, so yes them too.
The moths. Most likely not to eat me.
The beetles and the bees won’t eat you either. They can harm you in other ways though.
If I can’t get Absolute Radience in godhome a cafeteria will have to do.
Moths!
Or maybe bees. I have always wanted to hug a bumblebee.
Bees 100%
For one, because they’re bees. Also, because they’re the most distance from the spiders (I have a phobia lol)
No kidding, bunch of weirdos around here
Now it’s just me, and the bees
