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Cid Vicious@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 20 days ago

When the requirements are "final"

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When the requirements are "final"

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Cid Vicious@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 20 days ago
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    I felt a great disturbance in the Roadmap, as if millions of unit tests suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

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    Apple every year with Intel Macs.

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    Best I can do is 12 months late.

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    Kid, I been from one side of this fiscal year roadmap to the other. I seen a lotta strange stuff, but I never seen anything that made me believe in some all-powerful process.

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    Young intern. Only now, at the prerelease meeting, do you understand. Your coding skills are no match for the requirement of the client. You have added the tasks for your lack of vision. Now, young intern, you will refactor.

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    The requirements have always been the same. Only now they’re reflected more accurately in your docs.

    • affiliate@lemmy.world
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      we have always been at war with Eurasia.

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    Agile

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