In another recent example from the UK, a crossing guard was banned from high-fiving the children he helps cross the road because doing so slows down traffic.

sounds about right. also, apparently the UK calls their crossing guards “lollipop men”? I assume it’s because their crossing sign looks like a giant lollipop

where they didn’t use to

I’m guessing OP probably also says things like “should of”, or “everytime”, or “atleast”, “infront”, “incase”, etc.

The sheer number of evacuees has put a strain on Manitoba’s 15,000 hotel rooms to the point Kinew’s government is asking tourists to reconsider visiting Manitoba for now.

Wait, does 15k hotel rooms for an entire province seem like not even close to enough? Or is it a totally reasonable number? Idk, seems low to me, even for Manitoba… and I live here

You can 100% cut down car noise by replacing them with street cars, electric busses, commuter trains and bicycles.

It’s buses, not “busses”, but yeah pretty much. In Winnipeg, every 3rd vehicle is some ridiculous jacked-up, dudebro coal-rolling FUCK TRUDEAU mobile. Get rid of those and all those stupid-as-fuck, needlessly loud Harleys and you instantly remove 75% of the cacophony that forces me to shut my windows and turn on the AC

FYI, it’s Arctic, not “artic”

“to it is own citizens” is apparently what they were trying to say

This just in: 1 in 5 Americans deported to Salvadoran prisons, selection is random

I mean, it makes geographical sense, it logically and physically should be part of Canada. Let’s annex it, who’s with me?

you can just say Salvadoran. no “el” and no i

trump’s america, ladies and gentlemen. they truly made it great again

now you want to start calling people “edgelords” lol. maybe it’s time to look at your own embarrassing, disgraceful behaviour and consider the possibility that you’re a gigantic flapping twat

I remember being constantly terrified of nuclear annihilation during the cold war in the 80’s, when every night after dinner, Peter Jennings would tell America how close we were to MAD. Now I live in Canada and I have that same existential dread that I had 45 years ago living in the US, except somehow it’s even worse

I’m from the US and fled to Canada during the second Bush Jr. administration. The funny thing is I’d kill to have that lovable idiot back in office. It’s amazing how you never really appreciate what you’ve got until you have something MUCH worse.

I have family in the military down there. Wouldn’t it be funny if they had to come up here to kill me and my family and seize my land? Boy wouldn’t my face be red! That would just be hilarious!

This is a conflict manufactured by Putin to sew disharmony between allies.

It’s sow, not “sew”. But yeah, basically. He’s smarter than he gets credit for, not like it’s hard to fool someone like D-bag, but still. He saw a juicy opportinuty to manipulate a western bootlicker, and he got 77m other idiotic bootlickers to meme him into office.

I’m putting a new scope on my crossbow as we speak. Reusable ammo is an underrated perk.

Just FYI, it’s wilfully ignorant, not “willingly ignorant”. Not that it matters, but I can see you were trying to make a point but it kind of fell apart at “willingly”. Sorry, I accept my downvotes with dignity. Making comments like this is a thankless job, but someone’s got to do it.