Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

lol this is golden

“Solve your kid problems with this one simple trick”

I mean the lengths that people will go to make kids and then pretend like they don’t exist is astonishing. “Lets make a kid and eagerly wait for the day we will send him to a boarding school”. I haven’t checked if this actually exists but wouldn’t be entirely suprised if it did.

seagull’s reaction: “DUDE WTF?”

how do we even know it was the bread? maybe it was vaccine poisoning

“I am deeply deeply sorry”

the common denominator is money

If not Euler or Gauss, probably exists in some obscure Russian journal’s article from 1950s