Because getting the government to build homes isn’t socialism. Because getting the government to build pipelines isn’t socialism. The only thing moving right is hopefully more oil to the east coast.

End the woke offshore accounts.

Coming soon to a political theatre far from reality

Sensible conservatives aren’t that common. He’s appealing to the simple minds who can’t think past how they feel being forced to suffer fizzy drinks in paper straws.

The mainstream media never reports on the nightmare scenarios imagined by fearful minds when plastic straws get banned.

A .I. D-generated

Stupid prank. Fire the low life’s and move on.

But it could have been wetter if not for the lost liberal decade. New slogan: Wet the Water. wetter is better.

It years. 2025 is close to 24 because it is a partial year.

Oh, the choices are grim! Oh, the choices are bad! The choices we have are just terribly sad! It’s neolib smiles or a jackboot that kicks, A terrible choice—what a horrible fix.

But wait! Do not sulk! Do not sigh! Do not stew! There’s plenty, oh plenty, oh plenty to do!

We’ll challenge the rich! We’ll shatter their lie. We’ll not let the fascists take us for a ride! We’ll make the elite shake and shiver with fear— Oh, change can be coming, and change can start here!

Oh, the choices are grim! Oh, the choices are bad! The choices we have are just terribly sad! The rich and the mighty, they sit and they scheme, But fixing the mess? Oh, that’s just a dream!

But wait! Do not sulk! Do not sigh! Do not stew! There’s plenty, oh plenty, oh plenty to do!

We’ll care for the land! We’ll stand side by side! We’ll not let the fascists take us for a ride! We’ll make the elite shake and shiver with fear— Oh, change can be coming, and change can start here!

While doing his best impression of Trudeau’s Canada is there for you.

Considering how junky some brands are as CB long as the contract includes guaranteed replacement every 7 years.

If Trump never calls what does it matter? The last PM visited the palace in Florida and got mocked . Better to demand respect.

It hard for him to be hard on Trump when he’s got a hard on for Trump.

Americans may be patriots but Canadians are loyalists.

Trump called it when the deal was signed, The greatest trade pact of its kind! But then—oh no!—Trump changed his tune, And now he’s threatening to annex us soon!

“Join us now!” he says out loud, As if we’d cheer, as if we’d bow! We are Canadians—strong and free! Don’t fuck with our identity.

So who tells a tale that’s the strongest of all? The ones who cast blame and make others feel small. And if they weren’t friends with a man named Old Trump, They’d be winning not whining about current slumps.

We don’t have the housing to take everyone yet. But we will gladly help those most in need and those that can help build up Canada to accept more.

50/50 is so Trudeau.