Like saying lime-green isn’t green

That, and it regularly gets stuck on a reply when trying to scroll back up

They were founded in the Philippines though

Tony Hawk’s Mass Transit

The first is a standard warning symbol, telling you to read the warnings.

The middle looks to imply that it’s harmful to aquatic life; so no flushing, (upside-down fish and a piece of coral)

Third one seems to be dosage frequency, but saying a symbol isn’t available. (QHS = taken every night)

"Oh, we’ll fix it in production. It’s job security. "

(Task now requires several hours of downtime, combing through everything with the boss on your ass asking every ten minutes, “Is it fixed yet? Maybe it’s this… Did you try that?”)

I swear they also load some sort of forced obsolescence program into them too…

It’s a hot tub on wheels

Where my crocodile tears at?

Especially when it happens right when you are trying to fall asleep

And Moses, or whoever it was, was likely high as fuck on shrooms when he found the burning bush.

Better than glue and double-sided adhesive

To be fair, they’d have to be running at full speed.

There’s a Olympic record of a 8.95m jump by Mike Powell in '91, so for a much more larger and stronger *4-legged animal it’s not too surprising.

Pretty much.

AFAIK all Teslas need a flatbed for towing due to the wheels being locked. The “transport mode”, I was told is only made for loading onto a truck.

https://youtu.be/rK3DHPpPcKk

I wonder if there’s a way to make it constantly upload a goatse. (aside from taping a picture to the cameras)

Better than the half-assed covers that Target plays year-round.

Like the fart after a day-long stomach ache.