The only divide on the left right now is the the traitorous assholes - none of whom are up for reelection - who voted to end of the shutdown. Fuck you Dick Durbin. If I had you in a room for 5 minutes with a megaphone I would definitely so hard that your ancestors would be able to hear it.

He appeared in Robot Chicken and admitted that he was never all that clear on his motivations.

Insects have hair that serves several purposes, and birds can have feathers that resemble hair. Also there are mammals that lay eggs so there’s that too.

They’re U-social parasitoids; one reproducing female, one fertile male, and a large number of sterile male workers. They infest human areas and manipulate them into protecting their nests. Gargamel tried to inhibit their spread by introducing a sterile female to this colony after an unknown event caused their breeding female to disappear. Likely the colony would have raided another colony for its female if they had located one, making Gargamel’s intervention necessary to prevent them looking for a fertile replacement queen.

I looked it up and she was added in 1966 - Smurfette is a boomer. Incidentally I learned that they retconned in female smurfs starting in 2008. Also, here’s my disgustingly necessary condemnation of rule 34.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smurfette

This means that Gargamel was heroically working to contain the infestation and researching a cure.

Meanwhile in the White House… LOL

Good old Roadkill F Kennedy. What else did the worms show you bud?

You know what you don’t need to do all that work for? Native plants. Hell, even cover is better than a grass lawn.

People believe enough random bullshit to tickle their memories with their classics list.

It really needs to go across the northern states from Chicago to Seattle - that’s so much empty bullshit that would be so much faster to cross and could connect what passes for cities along that route.

Train Simulator players: heavy breathing

Is it still the best truck you ever owned there bud?

It’s said that every sign exists because multiple people were too stupid for it to remain absent.

So exactly how many people tried to eat the pizza without opening the box first?

More where that came from lol!

-Momma Quokka

Rebrand it the Trump Ring and sell it to MAGA for $300.

Man in the Moon: Fine, great, we took the picture. Y’all mind getting off of me now? All my moon blood is rushing to the wrong point.

That’s the dream baby.

Meanwhile in America: Oh hey, a former president died. Anyway, time to get to work.