“Spaghetti and sauce is a Nintendo trademark. You’ll be hearing from out lawyers presently.”

Kill it before it lays eggs…!

Im not a fucking cunt, like you clearly are.

To be fair, cunts do possess depth and warmth, two things you’re clearly lacking.

Point at the whatabout in their comment. I’ll wait.

I’m not even OP. You’re something, kiddo.

I got a 100 dollar ticket for driving 57 in what was normally a 50 km zone

I was going 7 over the limit as per my story, a great big 50km/h hour sign where 40 km/h was only enforced certain hours of the day, certain days of the week, certain months of the year

Reading comprehension ain’t your strong suit, eh bud?

57-50=17? Did you attend school in America, or something? ChatGPT spit that answer out for you?

Demands citation. Makes claim. Leaves no citation. Stay classy, San Diego.

"If you’re a real fan, you’ll find a way to make it happen.

First, I’m not. Second yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me. Just like when Metallica got all butt hurt about Napster, I’ll just download your shit, repeatedly, and then delete it again. Fuck you.

Oh, he’s got some inclinations towards Ivanka…

Todd: “it just works.”

Modder: “yeah, you’re welcome.”

Polkadot.

If you say so.

It’s Bethesda? So, they’re going backwards thru their log now, huh? At this rate, can we expect an unoptimized rehash of Morrowind in 2037?

Multiply whatever it ends up costing by the number of copies I’ll be paying for, and you get… hmmm. Is that right? It keeps coming up zero. Must be this new A1-powered calculator.

Ducking autocorrupt

It’s not. But it’s disturbingly apt.

“I told you, we can only do this three or four more times, and you fucked with SQUIRRELS?!?”

Just Fa.

And i did nothing, because I’m not a youngling.

The real ones don’t. The performative ones will.