Lukas Murch

“In a bold move to remind the world that the USA and Alberta do not have a North American monopoly on closed-mindedness, the province of Quebec recently passed the legislation.”

That line is gold. On behalf of normal Americans, I’d like to apologize to Canada. None of us want to annex Canada. Just our insane president.

So now when I open my mom’s computer, she see 20 tab groups, I’ll know it’s even worse than it looks…

This would send my wife off the deep end. Don’t do this, Orange Fat Man.

We DO need them, but we don’t deserve them. Canada is pretty. I honeymooned in Quebec City.