In America? No one.

LETS GO JACKETS!!!

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It seems like it’s AI or nothing.

I choose nothing.

Wait wait wait wait…you mean somewhere, out there in the world is MMA footage of andrew tate getting his ass handed to him?

Why is this not viral???

Who’s the first guy?

They burried him alive, for like NO reason, as he was fighting with his brother again.

“You’re either with us or against us!”

The WWE used a very very similar slogan for “The Nexus” in 2011. Now, if you don’t watch WWE, the important thing to know is that they had a reality game show in 2010. They put 8 rookies who had never been on WWE and paired them with 8 current WWE wrestlers to mentor them. Then every week the rookies would get eliminated 1 by 1 until the final rookie got signed by WWE.

Well, at the end of the 8 weeks, all 8 of them just showed up, and invaded. They destroyed the ring, attacked ring personel, and caused chaos. They were treated as an invading militant force that all wore armbands. Not exactly nazi style, but also, you could make the arguement it was nazi influenced in concept, but not in style.

They used phrases like “The only easy day was yesterday” and “You’re either Nexus or you’re against us”.

And every week they were portrayed as a group of militant bullies who destroyed peoples lives and took what they wanted.

Kind of fitting that life is imitating art right now. Nazi inspired militants trying to recruit through fear tactics to go to war.

American here. Why do you still even talk to us? We’re clearly going through some shit this past decade. Nobody would blame you if you treated us like we treat Mexico.

Which, isn’t my personal opinion. I think we should be inviting any mexican that (for some reason) still wants citizenship here. I just know my opinion, and the governments view, are ENTIRELY seperate things.

We are a dumpster fire.

If you’re 20, that’s fine. You’re young. There’s lot’s of obvious things you haven’t figured out yet.

If you’re 40…um. Yeah. You dumb.

Plot twist, Gretzky comes back and doubles it.

American here. They are not wrong.

How did you get screenshots of my face as I opened this post???

Dear Canada. This isn’t us. This is the new asshole in power. Americans don’t hate you. We love you. And I can’t speak for every American, but I’d rather defect and fight WITH you than fight a war against you over this petty shit.

Actually, can I defect even if we don’t go to war? I’d just LOVE to not be here the next 4 years, but I’m pretty sure I’d stay after that too. You’ll have to teach me which Canadian hockey team I should root for. And if anything, we’ll fight a war to get the Expos back.

Perfect post 5/7 score! The narwalls bacon at midnight! Did your mom break both your arms?