Every single time I try something new I reinstall Fedora within a day, pretty sure it’s just Stolkholm Syndrome at this point

Bringing back greenbooks, yay

One of the big problems is even more basic than the evils of capitalism, as you mention. If there is some asshole looking to hurt you or your kids, suddenly there is a perfect (and apparently public) record literally advertising the kids’ exact location at all times.

I get why one would want to LoJack their kids, but maybe don’t give a major corporation ready access to that kind of information

Might be some geographical issues (perhaps of the ocean variety) with this proposal