As a German I’m so sick of “but only a third voted for Trump”. Nobody cares, fix your country!

I was in school with a dude from Türkiye that fully embraced the skinhead life. Including hanging with neo Nazis.

They all weren’t the brightest.

This will never not be great

(But I threw in five more, because I like this very much. Greetings from Germany 💕)

I’m not Canadian, just for info, but I might have cost you a dollar.

That sounds nice. I have to check if this is available in my country.

At least make sure you don’t pour super glue on it, because this will seriously fuck up the paint. That would be such a dick move. Really, don’t do that. Scratches could be polished out or easily sprayed over.

Tattoo it to your arse and call it a Trump stamp to make traveling easier.

They are all bearded lumberjacks.

Forgot to add this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRdur8GLBM

I have no clue, but I hope they figure it out soon. This is extremely annoying.

We should just create EU 2.0 without them, with proper rules to handle that bullshit in the future, and… I don’t know, Blackjack maybe.

I didn’t have this on my bingo card when the year started, but hey, I’m all for it. Come join us, be one of us. We are all friends, except Hungary. They should just throw their government out.

Putin and Trump want to split the EU and destroy our unity. Let’s make it bigger and better than they ever expected.

Acquired successfully. Now let’s privatize it, t0 b3 m0Re EfFic1eNt 🤡

Pass, but thanks.

Yeah, we Europeans did that as well. How dare we…

Hey, if you assholes want to blow stuff up, start with yourself.

Easy. It’s so expensive over here, they can drink it all by themselves.

Yes, but you weren’t supposed to remember, ok?

At this point you have to suspect all those GOP electing rednecks like to get railed in the bum-bum. He fucked them over in his first time. What did they expect to happen in his second one?

But if I remember correctly, the great Chinese famine was caused by one idiot on top and loads of people not having the balls to say no to him.

So you see, it was a totally different situation from now.