Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]

My poop schedule overlaps precisely with when I need extra breaks from work.

wahoo

I stood up wrong.

Paging Stamets to the discussion.

You put that image back or so help me

I’m pretty sure that roof is corrugated, not correlated.

ha ha get a load of this dorkus with no pants!

Oooooh, great answer, but you didn’t say “Um, Actually” so I cannot award you the point.

what

Breath of the Wild lied to me about durians.

This probably doesn’t require an explicit content warning—since killing Nazis is what it says on the tin—but whoa, G.I. Robot sure does turn 32 Nazis into Good Nazis in an extremely graphic fashion.

Especially your sandals.

I can tell you that’s Alex Hirsch on the stage, who fought tooth-and-nail against Disney just to let him have two characters who are Definitely Just Roommates in Gravity Falls.

Don’t know when it was taken, though. He’s had a lot of similar slides of demonic Mickey Mouse at several different panels over the years. It might have been at a convention in Mexico a few years back?

edit: found it. It was at Festival Pixelatl in Guadalajara three years ago.

Stripe handles the actual card details, while Cape only receives the token, which cannot be mapped to your real credit card number.

Good thing the founding financiers of Stripe, Cape, and Palantir aren’t the same person.

Um, actually!

The crew didn’t blow up instantly at all, at that exact moment! They spent another three minutes falling back to Earth, where they blew up instantly upon hitting the surface!

Meanwhile in indie land, I just tried to cheat my way through a Chapter 3 minigame in Deltarune, and Toby Fox himself showed up in his dogsona to blow up the game and make me start the minigame over.

This is the extent to which anti-cheat measures should go.

Tag yourself. I’m old man / living outside space-time

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