Did golden light pour out of the box when you opened it?

“We happy?”

“We happy.”

Peas were always an option.

That’s actually the prevailing theory. A hexagonal shape is the path of least resistance for the wind patterns on Saturn. It probably really is that simple.

Duke Nukem makes sense. Half-Life does not. Half-Life stars a nerdy scientist who just wants to live, and the game is carried by its story.

Pong, reimagined as a boomer shooter!

Fatal attraction.

Imagine taking an old phone out of the junk drawer and suddenly having another Steam Deck.

Even really old smartphones would work as a portable retro console.

I would get back up, but I just let my boob out.

Barbie went from “She works hard for the money.” to “Work, bitch.”

You wanna help me clean? Pick up and move when you see me coming towards you with a vacuum

Any space aliens that see or hear radio waves that find Earth as it is today must be thinking, “WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?”

I wish I was that comfortable on the weekend.

Unmitigated anger.

You definitely won’t regret provoking a seagull.

[Okay, I’m a robot.]

Eneloop.

It would have to have something like a VR mode.

Or the ENTIRE planet of Nirn that you can walk from one side of to the other.

And now the signals have completely stopped. Science for the win!

We might actually find the root cause of searching in our lifetimes!

Lewd hand-holding; it’s a scientific fact!