Could you imagine the stories that would circulate in the playgrounds? “I heard the Linux fairy is close. Timmy can’t play Roblox in class anymore.”

They’ve created a trap that lures and kills douchebags.

Add those optimus robots that he “unveiled” in 2021 using a performer in a robot suit. Promised they’d be in production in 2023, then most recently showcased them again very clearly being controlled by human operators.

I can make terrible financial decisions on my own thank you very much.