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Cake day: February 28th, 2026

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  • One of my favorite archaeology stories comes from a Reddit AMA waaay back over a decade ago, there was this girl who was on an archaeological expedition somewhere in the Middle East and they had unearthed a bunch of ancient honey jars. Honey, famously, never goes bad, and their professor said that if anyone wanted to try some, they could. Most didn’t, but she did- lo and behold, tasted very much like normal honey.

    Months later when they were back in the states they had performed some tests on the honey and realized that these jars had originally contained stillborn fetuses, a now known practice, which had dissolved into the honey over the millennia. So she had eaten human fetus honey.

    I know it sounds made up but she was a legit archaeologist and could back it up with names and dates and shit, though I’m hazy on the details.


  • The level of dumb necessary to state what’s said in OP’s meme is just staggering and emblematic of the right- misunderstand everything and boil it down to the most basic YES vs NO proposition possible, then blame everyone else for your own shortcomings.

    It’s so fucking tiresome.

    Galileo: “I think it’s actually the Earth that moves around the Sun.”

    Papacy: “RAAAWR! U AR WRONG AND HEATHEN BURN ON PYRE EVIL MAN!”

    Galileo: “Shit I can’t argue with that I take it back I guess.”








  • I mean, Jesus literally said as much.

    Matthew 21:18-22 - Jesus Curses a Fig Tree

    18 Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. 19 Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered. 20 And God looketh at Jesus and saideth to himeth- this is a valid crashout-eth.