John A Critzman

But when I’m at the club with my friends and I pull out the Pickett model N600-ES speed rule to calculate the tip, all the eyes are on me

But a pocket calculator doesn’t get you nearly enough street cred these days

Moves C index to 2 on the D scale

Moves indicating line to 2 on the C scale

Reads 4 on the D scale

Good thing 2+2 and 2*2 yield the same answer. Would have to bust out the addiator otherwise