Hoektua is a grade-A asshole and a huge liability, and that actually benefits us. People can see very publicly that we’re looking for trade opportunities elsewhere. They’re coming to us.

Alberta: the home of essential oils

Best of luck with that. Many drivers don’t like walking. People will fight for the closest parking space to the door of a gym, for crissake.

They just have to pretend that every speed camera is a Millionaire. Considering anticipated revenue they may as well be.

dog food is about double what it was in 2020. Say what you will about the cost of energy going up during that time: there’s no way to blame ONLY energy costs for that.

It’s greed.

I had a kid at a gym tell me that all i needed to do to get lean was eat more pepper and spicy food.

On an entirely related matter, I exercise at home now.

https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-13-2015/seYbko.mp4

Maybe they think they have a better chance of convincing Alberta to separate.

Fuck, it hurts just typing that. These arseholes are trying to break up our family.

a) they absolutely do. b) why would you think that they did not?

Ontario’s gettin’ LOBSTER.

and also, evidently, interference from India.

Make no mistake: there are still others in this world who care about you, as a people. Your leaders are not on that list: they do not care about you. That much has been made evident for a long time. Even more importantly, the billionaires who call the tune your leaders dance to definitely do not care about you. Change cannot be exerted externally: it must come from within.

I mean, I appreciate the sentiment, but, I would much rather Americans actually came together and fixed their own shit rather than bailing on hundreds of years of work by leaving.

I mean, we’d be okay with taking Austin. We’re already familiar with their City Limits.

I learned everything I ever needed to know about Baltimore from The Wire