This, but maybe slackware with the hannah montana ui.

Yours would be a minority position then. Most citizens of former eastern bloc nations want socialism back:

• 66% of Russians polled in 2015 want the USSR back. 72% of Hungarians say their country is worse off now than under communism, 57% of East Germans, 63% of Romanians, 77% of Czechs, 81% of Serbs (for Yugoslavia), 70% of Ukrainians, 60% of Bulgarians.

Not since the redditors all came over.