“It’s Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” - Mark Twain

Somehow they’re different and even weirder looking up close. Had thought I was OK with the style until I loaded mulch in one.

Only 15 bags and the man had to make three trips to Lowe’s to get all his shit. I can pack that in my little convertible and pack far more into any given SUV. Every. Day.

Having finally go close to one IRL, they’re taller than they appear from afar, good bit more than my 2004 F150. I was surprised.

Yeah, what exactly was done to make that fail?

Oh, silly me, we’re here to dunk on Musk! Facts be damned, who needs 'em! Yet lemmy dunks on conservatives for the exact same behavior.

I’d love for one of those to come through with a hitch wanting an 8’ tall pallet of mulch. I’d make damned sure I had witnesses of the owner agreeing and I’d drop that fucker on there.

vending machine guns

LOL no.

They do not exist.

Has to have a bike rack because a standard bike won’t fit in the “bed”. My wife can drop the backseats on her Outback and fit more than a Cybertruck. I can drop the roof on my convertible and carry more.

Been there a time or two, had a clue, felt awkward to be, “OK you guys, time for you two to fuck. My drunk ass is finally out.”

LOL, I posted the same a week or two ago.

We crammed 15 bags of mulch in one the other day, couldn’t close the cover. For comparison, my wife’s Subaru will hold 20 and my little convertible can hold 20. And I can put the top up after loading.

Solid answer! Guess I’m a cow patty for even asking, but you came to the rescue.

Why was the US funding FOSS projects? That strikes me as weird, inappropriate and suspicious.

This fucker is on my turf. I need to start carrying spray paint.

Had to use AI to make a fake pic? Very on brand.

12 gauge, 00-buck is less than $.25 per if you catch a sale.

Real talk. One of those POS trucks came through Lowe’s to pick up (heh) mulch. We got 12 bags in the back and he had to drive home with the top down and make a third trip for all his goods. That’s 3 stacks of 4 bags. I can cram that in my 2002 Spyder convertible.

For comparison, we routinely jam 20-25 in most SUVs, 30 is nothing in a typical pickup, 40-50 will fit if stacked nicely. Hauled home 22 bags today in my 2004 F-150 with two pallets underneath.

I refused to come near the asshole for fear my mouth would overload me. “Try not to die wrecking into a bicycle you fucking fascist!”

He’s the CEO, he’s responsible, end. Remember when CEOs would step down over issues 1/10th as bad as the cybertruck? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

I’m no car guy, and certainly no mechanic, but that was the first thing I noticed. Fuck is that?!

The more I see, the more I understand just how pathetic the materials and engineering is. Just look at this POS! To see that kinda “blemish”, I’d expect massive front end damage.

I have a rusty 2004 F-150 and a not-quite-as-rusty 2002 Eclipse. I couldn’t break either one in that manner without wrapping my shit around a telephone pole.

One of those pieces of shit rolled through Lowe’s the other day, funny enough, this pic is at a Lowe’s. I wouldn’t go near the guy for fear of my mouth overloading me.

First off, I had no idea how ugly they are up close. Previously, I had kinda liked the look, especially the murdered out versions. Up close it looks like an off-brand Hot Wheels. It was surprisingly large, yet the insides were thin.

Dude had to make 3 trips to get all his stuff. We loaded less mulch in his bed than we often load in an SUV, maybe 20 bags?, and he had to leave the top off. I can get 20 bags in my 2002 Spyder (convertible Eclipse), and close the top. My 2004 F150 could literally haul a full pallet (75 bags), with the pallet.

A bit later a coworker mentioned someone coming back to complete a pick up.

“Who? The guy in the fucking fascist truck?”

“(Laughing) What? The guy in the Cybertruck?”

“Did I stutter?”

Also never noticed the thin front end before. FFS, if it bumps anything it’s totaled. We could be in a 10mph front collision and I’d back up and drive off. He’d be waiting for a ride with the drive in his lap. And my bumper is nearly broken in half as-is.