spinnetrouble

I am never gonna finish the seating chart for this fucking banquet

I’m super into this idea. It’s got stuff! It’s got sharing! It’s got socializing! Seriously, what a rad idea

Do I upvote? Do I not upvote? Oh my god, it’s so awful, it’s perfect

Ope, gonna need a minute for this lab trauma flashback

Props for clearly labeling the cinematic trailer and saying that it’s different from gameplay footage

Congratulations!

:(

Like a dispensing god

Mine’s 20-200. Had a 1-10, 20-200, and 200-1000, but my 20-200 always gave me the best consistency. What’s yours?

I was skeptical when I saw “Exciting bat news!!!” but it turns out that there was no exaggeration. This is exciting bat news!

Let’s go with “can’t understand,” as in, “she gave a satisfactory explanation of the gnepine hypothesis, and he can’t understand it.” Because, as you’ve pointed out, it doesn’t seem that hard, so maybe he should be crying as she leaves

Hella tite

At least bring lunch trays and goggles, boys. Busted tailbones are no joke

Holy shit, they are hella tite

Friend of mine used to work for a 24-hour big box store in Michigan. He was working an evening shift after a big snow dump when two college kids came through his lane with trash bags, a container of vaseline, and a bottle of vodka. They didn’t even spring for the goggles!

That one got me. The thought of being this putz, scrubbing down an entire stainless steel car with BKF like it’s a pressure cooker pot or something 😂

In New York (where I grew up), it’s the rarity of the insult that’s meaningful, not the word used. For a New Yorker to insult someone using something other than a common vulgarity (“fucking piece of shit,” “asshole,” etc.) means that the insult was heartfelt. Almost no adult New Yorker says “dork” and means it; writing it on a post-it in all caps and gently tucking it underneath the base of the wiper implies that the note writer stood there and laughed at the thing and its driver before walking away.

It’s one of the most vicious insults I’ve ever seen and I’m glad it was shared with the world.