Ok. Wasn’t trying to make it sound impressive, just trying to say that the sun is sharting radiation at us.

yeah I accidently killed my pet invisible spider :( his name was bob

I don’t know. science, I guess?

Yes! The Auroras are the result of the Sun’s rays that were rebounded and sent to both of the poles. Also, I don’t know the exact speed, but its really reeeeeaaaaalyyyyy fucking fast. Like, my brain can’t even fathom how fast it is. I can’t imagine the scientists that study this every single day think. Are they like “oh shit the sun is just about to shart some deadly fucking radiation time to do some science to make it stop” I am actually convinced that science is magic, and every scientist that ever lived had to say some oath to never tell people that they’re wizards. Meanwhile we’re like “oh ok they have this tool that looks like a medieval torture device they either must be really smart or stole that from a museum or time-traveled and yoinked that shit and brought it back here”

ok! time for all those years of science to finally pay off:

Would you still love “her” if you knew that, every single second, thousands of waves of extreme radiation from the Sun, traveling at a million light-years per millisecond, hits our planet’s atmosphere? These waves slowly erode one of the only protections that we have against the Sun. But don’t worry, this planet has several more tricks up – and under – the crust of the Earth. The iron core of the earth emits a geomagnetic field that extends into space, creating a region called the magnetosphere. This magnetosphere blocks most of the Sun’s deadly rays, deflecting them back into space.

(also I didn’t get this off of Google. I just have a really good memory. also I added the bolded words)

I saw that once and thought that it was an actual jingle for an Arby’s commercial x_x

I read “Dark energy” and immediately thought of Voldie the wart (Voldemort)

science rules!

so were drinking the coconut’s seed? that’s…that’s disgusting. I’m never drinking coconut “milk” again

imma go drink some coconut seed

bro I love that song

I used to like math too

when were were counting lil squares on the paper and when were awarded a piece of candy or one of those smelly erasers

but then they were like “hey why don’t you just solve this simple problem? its about identifying perpendicular lines on a graph to find an angle measure in a right triangle. but were not gonna tell you what the number is. hell, were not even gonna give you a graph. or a pencil. or a paper. you’re gonna have to make your own paper and pencil. and here’s a essay for some fucking reason, cause this is math and you need to write a fucking 31 page ESSAY about TRIANGLES!!!”

that was math for me :)

no its really not

as a female-originated person turned to non-binary pansexual person:

this is true