After some thought I have come to the conclusion that this refers to an irrelevant ex president having cancer.

Call me when the new president has cancer and we can party.

Is it a real quote from the movie? I’ve seen it but I don’t remember what all the signs said.

I don’t know how people make cakes and cookies witbout eating it raw. It seems to be an american thing. Am I the only Australian eating cake batter and cookie dough?