dogs and cats do the same.
All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.
Really, isn’t that what everyone wants?
Sigh.
Let me get you a hood and I know a group you’ll fit right in with. Bonus points if you like belly scritches and wagging your tail.
Maybe the second part, not so much the first.
Wait till you learn about lobsters.
I’m really bad with faces but so far I’ve avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.
Pissing your pants isn’t the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.
The rich have been trying to be our friends for centuries, since they’re always pissing all over us.
"Mmmm. AH! It’s Todd!
WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!"
“This piss… Jeff? Strange, it’s so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor”
Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.
Wait, so Dolphins do it too?
Hello my friend
Mmmm…
Is that whoisearth@lemmy.ca?
When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody’s piss. So, not much they can do there.
Basically the equivalent of dogs sniffing each other’s butts if you think about it.
Me, dialoguing with myself to enter the public pool:
wild experiment indeed
I remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they’ll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they’ll know they’ve run into a sworn enemy and fight
So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They’re “dead to me”
“Brother, I am home! Boy it’s really coming down out there!”
“I’ve never met this man before in my life.”
Gotta stop at the piss room before anyone finds out
Get the feeling the piss drawer is their most closely guarded room at the center of the hive.
“For the last time: No, I don’t wanna be your fucking friend, Flipper!”
Kinky ass fish
They’re not Fish
Yes they are!
Either almost every animal is a fish or there is no such thing as a fish.
Not sure about the “almost every” part since the vast majority of animals are invertebrates, but otherwise yes.
… They’re not like us? … we’re like them?
That was part of the joke; but valid. Kinky sea mammals.
Ass fish versus sea mammal
As with us all. Amen
They technically are. As are we.
So, we’re not so different after all
Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air
It’s their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you’ll sense it
Well I don’t know about everyone else, but I’ve never been able to identify friends from the smell of their farts.
Maybe the dolphins are onto something, maybe we should taste piss more often…
Identifying Diabético Debbie is gonna be a piece of cake.
Damn Steve always eats asparagus.
maybe we should taste piss more often…
That you, Bear Grylls?
Do you recognize your friends by their farts?
The one that eats too much protein, definitely.
There’s always that one.
Same with close family.
A rancid unholy stench from the depths of hell wafts imin from the outside as the door opens. Your are temporarily blinded as tears come to your eyes.
“Hello,Uncle Mike.”
Is this what the British mean by “taking the piss”? Are we friends yet?
