I remember reading an old sci-fi novel about a specific type of alien ancient sentient tree… The Leaves of October.
It was… Okay. More of a collection of short stories around the central theme. Still interesting, though. Haven’t thought about that book in decades!
I’d be at the oddball table with the roly poly, millipede & dragonfly…
Manchineel, Gympie-gympie, Bamboo, Japanese Knotweed.
Cross-breed all 4 into an unkillable plant of death.
Oh, wait… are we supposed to pick from your list?
I only know these exist from the guy who was posting YouTube shorts trying to catch them all…
Coughing x2 cracked me up the most.
Enjoying their vacation with Hawaii, Cuba, the Philippines, Madagascar, Italy, and a bunch of others…
I think the price depends on which market they are going for. The Switch converts who want to dock a deck to their TV, or the Xbox Elite, high end precision “best of the best” hardware crowd.
Why would they change shapes!? SHAPES IS SHAPES!
Memory unlocked, lol:
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Decomposing Pumpkins!
Throw it at that plump kid
Because his mom did
Not give us good candy on Halloween!!
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Got it.
Pi is 6
Probably the same thing they called viruses and bacteria: Demons.
The bright yellow probably means it’s poisonous or venomous
The bigger question is: is this 2nd head full of tiny heads for each strand of hair?
Experimental Bontanist here!
This is completely possible! Actually, I have no idea what I’m talking about because I’m not really a botanist, experimental or otherwise, but you seemed so disappointed I wanted to try and make you feel better.
Sorry to get your hopes up for a sec there…
Yeah, when I started working 3rd shift, people suggested I get an eye mask to help my sleep in daylight. Took me forever to fall asleep, then I would wake in a panic about 5 minutes later because there was “something crawling on my face”…
Room darkening curtains and double shift exhaustion solved my sleep issues, lol. I also learned about biphasic sleep, and I’m a lot more productive.
Should have asked about CoBOL
Made fun of, yes, but there was no outrage, calls for boycotts, etc.
Adding this to my “spam text replies”!
Perfect companion to this one:
The cult of personality losing its figurehead would cause a significant amount of people to have second thoughts.
That might be enough of a push to get the ball rolling.
I imagine dragonflies as the “enforcer nerd”; they hang with the weird kids as both companions and security.